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25. Joe F doesn't just play guitar... he coaxes sound from it by motioning to the strings with a pick.

26. Joe F's "kryptonite", the only thing that can diminish his superpowers, are the all-night work conference calls he all-too-frequently is obliged to participate in. Even then, while he's waiting he's devising new ways of mentally altering the sound waves coming out of his guitar to make it sound like a Somogyi/Traugott/Ryan/Olson, depending on what suits the song.

Thanks Sam - I just spit coffee on my computer while laughing!

... twice.

27. Joe F. doesn't ever have to say "Can you hear me now?"

28. Joe F routinely has people from the older generation asking him to "crank up that funky music" and is frequently asked by them to come up with new alternative versions of beloved hymns.

I'm just now enjoying this thread, but that last one, Sam, is just plain silly!


29. There is no "older generation" at Joe's church, though it is true that the largest and fastest growing segment of the fellowship is the formerly old.

30. They have no "weight enhanced" members, either. There, the act of breaking bread (doughnuts, brownies, cookies, even soft things like ice cream and peach cobbler) causes all the calories to drain out. It's not even necessary to stand while eating to enjoy this effect, as it is in most churches.

cotten

31. Joe plays his Marshall JCM 9000 at "11" so everyone can hear his Hendrix inspired solos.

and of course he's broken off the knob

When Joe F performs "Jesus is a Friend of Mine" it sounds like a christian "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Joe F can literally gaze upon a maraca and it will put out a beat in a 7/15 time signature.

Joe F pretends to like fried chicken...just to relate to the commoners. He prefers to eat only caviar on pink Peeps.